My Dad's Is Bigger!

So I was teaching kindergarten today and overheard three little boys at the art table arguing.

"My dad's is bigger!"

"Well my dad's is longer!!"

Yes, I know what you're thinking.  That's what I was thinking too.  So of course I moved closer to hear better what the argument was really about.

Much to my relief I heard:

"My dad's trailer is as long as our truck!"

"My dad's trailer is as long as our house!"

Is it obvious this was a country school?

They continued:

"Well my dad has a dump truck!"

"Well my dad has a fire engine!"

While I know this would have been a good moment to interject a lesson about exaggerating and lying, I just couldn't do it...I was laughing too hard!!