Tales from Sunday School

So I'm playing a game with a few 4/5 yr old boys Sun morning when one looks up at me:
Boy: "Did you know my daddy is hot stuff?"
Me: "Is that what your mommy says?"
Boy: "Yeah, my daddy is hot stuff!"

We made sock puppets this weekend & I told them to decorate them however they wanted. One little girl was showing me hers when she was done. She had coloured the whole thing black & put red glitter-glue for 'lips'.
Me: Is your puppet a person or an animal?
Girl: She's a woman cuz she has lickstick!
Me: Oh.
Girl: She's just a hairy woman. That's why I coloured her all. I wanted her to be a hairy woman.