Further Adventures in Stony Plain...

As previously mentioned, my mom is a waitress in Stony Plain.  The people here are generally, well, to quote Erie, "klassy with a capital k".

This morning a woman ordered breakfast with a side of sausages to take home to her dog.  Ok, fine.  Then she says, "What happens to all the sausage people order but don't eat?"

My mom:  "Well...it goes in the garbage."

Honest to goodness the woman answered: "Could you go through the garbage for me and pick it all out so I can take it home to my dog?"

As you can understand, my mom had no response.  Neither do I.