Stupid Day?

Some days, I tell ya!
Reading a children's book called "Brainy Baby's Animals" to my kids today. Apparently:
- a coyote is actually called a "fox"
-a black bear, cougar and bobcat live in a swamp with alligators and beavers
- every type of colourful fish is called an "angel fish"
- a gnu is actually called an "antelope"

Next I went to the washroom. Haning up next to the door is a poster lovingly supplied by my school board entitled "How to cope with stress"
# 6 Get up earlier.
#27 Get to work earlier.

I freaking kid you not.